Disclaimer: The author is adult enough to write this post. Anybody 18 and below is advised to read this with parental supervision. Hehe.
The object of my dreams and fantasies stands 12 inches by 10 inches wide. As you can tell, I am absolutely enamoured, entralled, enraptured by this. I could wax rhapsodic on it’s merits and sheer beauty for hours. But enough of alliteration, time for me to get the real meat of this rant.
When I was growing up, I looked forward to reading Rated 18 magazines and books. It wasn’t until I was about 18 years old that I realized I was one of the FHM addicts.
I fancy reading FHM (For Him Magazine) especially when I’m in complete detention. For a single like me, isolation alone, indeed, is not good. It is difficult even to imagine life without one. So when a new issue for this month released, I am one among the very first customers to grab it. My super-ego speaks. “Hey, why are you engrossed with FHM?” My id replies, “Well, I like to read and talk about things that block my sanity, and FHM is one of them, believe me.”
My ultimate crush, Angel Locsin, is in the cover for the FHM’s latest
issue in her Folded & Hung bikinis. What a wish-come-true! — an early gift for my birthday. It has been a long time since her last shoot for the magazine. No question, she’s still a stellar, blinding vision. Thank God she wasn’t considered like those extra pair of hands on Ms. Piazza’s b——.
I used to believe that I am not a stuffy person. But like any youngsters of my age, I can’t help being one without realizing what a sucker I’m already becoming. Those, for one thing, do actions without pausing a while and thinking. Consequences follow. They don’t read FHM, that is. By now, I know you basically think that I’m some kind of freak. Well, I guess to an extent.
Educational and entertaining- these are the two ingredients that make FHM a cut above the rest. Contrary to popular belief, FHM is not just all sexy babes and sex- issues and concerns. It also features games, sports, movies, televisions, foods, books and gadgets. You, as readers, can also be heard through letters sent to editors and other galleries. Plus, be entertained with true stories and jokes. Undoubtedly, FHM is the undisputed number 1 entertainment magazine in the Philippines.
FHM talks. And more often than not, readers stop. Take for instance, this May 2010 issue, the mag published Election Wisdom to master the issues that matter and vote for the future.
Hours of education and enjoyment is a tantamount to 120 bucks. It is my fervent wish to avail free lifetime subscription of the magazine. I can never be more thankful when this wish will be granted. How I wish! Grin.
no wonder u're getting slim each time i saw u hahahaha joke! i want u to know that there is NUMBER 1 reading material not only in our country but to the whole world – a BIBLE! It will not entertain u about gadgets, sports, movies etc… it will talk about ur salvation & how to resists temptation. try it!
i have lots of magazines at home even FHM… & a few sex magazines, it tells u different sexual positions and sexual pleasures but i never stick on reading it makadaut sa duty kay mag cgeh lang ka huna huna adto, sometimes maka huna huna na hinuon ka ug dili maau sa imong kapaligiran.. so i stick on reading a BIBLE each day ug doblehun pa jud anko ang readings kung mag duty ko, i pick the verses in the BIBLE randomly and internalize what GOD tells me to do to bring pleasure for HIM… and thanks GOD kahit ma toxic ko, there's always graces and good feelings unlike atong perverted magazines nga akong ginabasa before heheheh… it will bring more blessings and will make u the best… try mo! hehehe
enlightenment??
you're right! BIBLE is the number one reading material in the world. full of wisdom. it directs you to the right path all day and not just all about sex, technology, screens, etc. i'm guilty to the fact that I'm hook to this magazine. but then, it also helps even in the littlest amount of daily living.
no question: bible should be on the 1st list to read everyday and before you go to sleep.
i blogged this not for encouraging everyone to read FHM. it is just for self pleasure. instead, I'm encouraging everyone to read the BIBLE.
set things straight?
and i'm encouraged! i will read my bible now because you say so. hehe.. thank you for being honest in this post..
oh, really? as expected. lol. good to hear you will now read your Bible. -because of me! hehe.
wow! Angel Locsin goodluck sa wish mo
dito lang ako lagi sa likod mo hehe
thanks jay. lagi ka ngang andyan lalo na pag si angel na ang pinaguusapan. hehe
woow.,.. FHM? sad to say.,hindi pa ako naka-basa nyan but interesting.,.bro, may i borrow one copy?? jejejeje
sorry bro. it's my personal property. walang sino man pwede makagalaw o bumasa.. hehe
Hey there!
Same here, same here. I guess what makes FHM addicting that you tend to have it as a collection that you wouldn't want to share with anyone, is its content. Every article and image found in every monthly issue just appeals to the reader.
It's amusing that you tagged this post under “love.” Bwa-he-he!
P.S.: I'm sorry to that your first time to vote was a mess. Well, nurses can handle sudden extensions in time–be it a mere 30 minutes to over 10 hours.
P.S. 2: Something's wrong with your feed. Kindly check it out.
at least mayroon kang hobby na pagbabasa ng FHM…..
yup.. at least..
Hello Rogue!
Yup. Addicting. Or shall I say, obsession. Lol.And you're right, I don't wanna share it with anyone. It's a personal property. I felt naked without it. lol.
And yeah, under love. No question: I really love it!
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Yup. Nurses are good under pressure. The long queue doesn't matter.
Thanks for reminding me. I need to change the URL.
ooh i like that, very simple but true. do visit my site sometime.
Good!
Wishes sometimes do come true. And besides, wala namang bayad ang mag-wish.
Nice article Richard.
it's nice to have fhm for free. sana ako rin. wahaha
Thanks so much for visiting my blog. I hope your wish will be come true.
haha! cool wish!
simple wish hahahaha nice nice i like it
yeah.. simple.. a proof that i don't have illusion of grandeur. lol. btw, thank you.
like it?
You're welcome. Thank you..
u wish!
Thanks for the compliment sir.
You're right, walang bayad. So, pakialam ba nila sa wish ko. Lol
I will. Thank you..
HAHAHA.,. ATAY.,,.,.,.
i have my own fhm collection.. you wanna see? hehehe
wow! pahingi.. hehe.. sure!
I think Angel's beautiful. :p
Although I'm not into women. Hehe. Nice blog.
she's really beautiful in and out.
so, you're into men? hehe
thanks for the compliment.